***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually [bad thing] This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did.

Saying: "***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually bad thing This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did." Is a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did, then put a disclaimer confirming that the outrageous thing I said I did was a joke, even if it was obvious it was a joke without the disclaimer

Person 1: I fucked my mom ***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually bad thing This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did.
Person 2: PFFT- WHY THE DISCLAIMER? 💀💀

by Josuke's Hair Is Best Hair August 19, 2023

ANT? GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME AHHH

said from a person who has insectophobia x 1000

*sees and* AW SHIT AHHHHHHHHHH ANT? GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME AHHH GET IT AWAY I AHTE IT KILL IT KILL IT IM GONNA DIE AHHHHHHHHHH

by ishu4 May 14, 2023

the real thing

1. Coca-Cola.

2. Masturbation.

1. The stars will always shine; the birds will always sing. As long as there is thirst, there's always the real thing.

2. "Sex is good, but it's not the real thing." -Adam Carolla

by NSFMr2K December 29, 2003

through thick and thin

through the good times and the bad times thick being bad and thin being good. fuck all you bitches

throgh thick and thin, if something is THICK then it is HARD to get through. If something is THIN it is EASY to get to. through thick and thin definition= throguh the bad and the good.

by Sasasasandbom May 16, 2019

one thing led to another

An excuse for why you cheated on your girlfriend/boyfriend or wife/husband/partner/significant other...

Most often used my rather sheepish looking men

We were just talking and then one thing lead to another...

by Missy August 17, 2004

Mad Thing

A girl with sometimes sheepish demeanor but you know deep inside she is a dynamo in the bedroom with no morals.

Person 1 - Hey , you're woman over there is sweet looking.

Person 2 - I know lad, heard she's a mad thing.

by Cookie1978 June 29, 2016

sure thing

when she wont leave you alone
and youre not sure if thats annoying or pleasant

"elevate me so i can see whats ahead"
"Yeah, and when i do take me with you"
"sure thing"
"💟"
"❤️"

by Krkič April 21, 2019