Chairing

A tik tok trend where you scare someone sitting in a chair by coming up behind them and folding their clothes while their still in them. Pronounced: "Chair-ing"

"I love chairing people, its so funny!"

by SphereSquared January 23, 2024

Facebook Chair

Also known as, the toilet. So named as its the most common place smartphone users update there Facebook page

Is John on the Facebook Chair?

Bob: I have to go to the toilet.

Hubert: Dont you mean the Facebook Chair?

by BettyBlue March 27, 2011

Laundry chair

When you take your clean laundry and put it in a chair because you don’t wanna put it up.

I was feeling very lazy after doing my laundry so I created a laundry chair and all my clothes stayed there for days.

by Yeet!!@ April 17, 2021

arm chair

an arm chair is someone who is built like an arm chair. Often referring to people who sit on arm chairs regularly. BUT arm chairs CAN be GOOD PEOPLE! An arm chair is someone's closest friend so when someone calls you an arm chair it's not bad!

"Thank you, arm chair!"

by Azayakawa Yumiyo April 22, 2022

chair

uh huh

Chair uh huh

*person proceeds to sit on chair*

by grtyuujjurr August 8, 2019

Chair

An erect penis... When a guy is hanging out with a girl and she leaves the room for a minute, he pull his dick out and get it hard so when she comes back he can offer her a "chair"

She might say "aww thanks babe, so thoughtful! you pulled up a chair for me, now I have somewhere to sit"

Or if she doesn't notice right away he might say "I pulled up a chair for you, have a seat. You're welcome"

by El.gallo.bonita January 21, 2024

Dirty Chair Simulator

When your pain-in-the-ass-o-meter fills up and you get relentlessly pounded in the ass by your sister's massive horse cock

Lucas totally got dirty chair simulatored last night, poor guy.

by MidgetRoyale October 7, 2021