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first date test

A test a man gives a woman on the first date by attempting to sleep with her. If he is successful she has failed the test and is too promiscuous to be considered girlfriend material.
James had a great time with Sarah on their date. However after they went back to her place and he gave her the first date test and she failed by allowing him to sleep with her he decided not to call her again.
by Pasadina Montgomery March 24, 2009
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The Scott Popsicle Test

The Scott Popsicle Test is a test in which a man measures his penis concerning the gag reflex via a popsicle. The aforementioned popsicle must be long enough to induce the gag reflex. If the length of the penis surpasses or matches the popsicle, it means that it has passed the popsicle test. Thus, you can gag someone with that shlong!
Sure, it's big enough, but did it pass the Scott Popsicle Test?
by Danny2242 February 13, 2021
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Smelly Dick Test

When a guy takes a shower and rubs his bellend and smells it to check to see if his dick smells or not. Usually done when before going to get laid
Dude, lucky I did the smelly dick test last night before meeting suzie. My dick was cheesier than McDonald's mozzarella sticks
by Bobcake21 September 18, 2017
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indian bravery test

A test of soul where one puts hand in fire if he flinches it burns if he pulls it out it is Chopped off
“Man I can’t believe Jhon got his hand burned durning the indian bravery test

“Shouldn’tve Flitched”
“Yeah he’s a cunt”
by JackoFudge October 18, 2018
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Tesla Test Drive

Blowjob or sex in a Tesla while on autopilot
Andrew went on a Tesla Test Drive instead of the canoe trip.
by HailLarry3 May 9, 2019
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Test-e-clad

When one's scrotum is dressed up for a special occasion.
I like Steve's test-e-clad for the wedding today. Very class, Steve, well done.
by Adam Kristopher June 12, 2012
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Iphone Drop test

a genius drops a mobile device on the floor, and you will never guess what happens!
wassup guys, techrax here and today I have the new Iphone 6, so we are going to be doing an Iphone Drop Test today!
by JoeWobbler December 8, 2017
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