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Garden hosing

When a man lays ass down dick up and your women drives a vacuum over your dick and it gets spun up into the brush rollers and stretches your dick 2 full rotations
We are gonna go garden hosing until
by Revilo rabeof March 5, 2025
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Garden Boy

Gardens are peaceful places to go to, but what if you had a hand to help you. Garden Boy is a great approach to go to. They even give you free clips of the garden and furry porn! So realistic and slightly graphic with very nice shades of color. As you walk with the garden boy into the garden you feel a spray of cum on you face. Garden Boys can be very handy indeed!
Garden Boys are gay ass fucks:))
by Fred Brown:)) October 27, 2020
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Gucci Garden

by Hyebun1 May 23, 2021
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soggy garden

when the un-shaven vagina is particularly moist, it is thus called a soggy garden.
Person A: Dude, that chick had a soggy garden last night.
Person B: Oh man, I'll show you my soggy garden.
by Moist Flowers April 12, 2017
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National Gardeners

National Guard members assigned to landscaping, park maintenance, or groundskeeping duties, particularly in Washington, D.C., during deployments.
After being deployed to the capital, National Gardeners spread mulch and cleaned up parks around D.C.
by bichoraro August 29, 2025
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garden junkie

A druggie that sticks to the stuff that grows in the dirt. Eg: marijuana, shrooms, and poppy seeds.
Guy1: "hey, wanna pop some zans?"
Guy2:"nah, I'm a garden junkie. All natural."
by Jdoggy01 March 3, 2019
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