March 9

A God with dark curly hair was born on this day. He has a bubbly personality which makes him very interesting. He is known for his attractive looks and avoids conflict. He is also tall and has a charming smile

S: you're very handsome and interesting when is your birthday?
D: March 9
S: oh explains why

by r.z.a March 8, 2020

November 9

slap ur gf ass as hard as u can

dude i cant wait for november 9

by el-cholo_er November 9, 2021

November 9

On November 9 your stupid goldfish created time travel to the 2077

You see hug dealers, police officers putting people in prison for touching hands, and shady people in alleyways kissing. You see no tank tops or skirts, everyone wears long sleeve shirts and trousers with big black boots.

It is a dark time

This isn't good curse you goldfish
November 9 is bad

by No1shaager November 1, 2019

9/11

The best holyday in the entire world.

Man 1: Have you seen 9/11?
Man 2: Yea it was great!

by Not Clay December 5, 2020

Optimus 9

Referring to The Popular AutoBot Optimus Primes 9 foot solid steel Cock.
If ever there were a porno spoof of The Transformers, Optimus 9 could be used as a Porn name. Also Bumble 3 fits into the same category (AutoBot Bumble Bees short 3 foot cock, But with substantial girth)

Man did you see how Optimus 9 Strait ripped that pussy up

by Elkrockadrillits February 28, 2011

The 9/11

The 9/11 is a sexual technique performed by 2 men and a woman. The men have to lie down with their penises relatively close to one another so they resemble two towers. Then the woman has to "slam" the towers by inserting them in the vagina and anus or mouth one after the other.

Dude, the 9/11 we pulled last night was so dope. No homo though

by Volteh August 19, 2017

July 9

Killua’s birthday he’s a bad bitch

Person 1: what day is today?
Person2: It’s July 9 it’s killua zoldycks birthday all people born on this day are some bad bitches.

by sunscreenhhoe December 9, 2020