Two McChickens

Originated at the Flower Mound, Texas McDonalds, Two McChickens is a term to describe fat ass people who eat vast amounts of food.

David: Hey look, it's Two McChickens! OINK OINK!
"Look at that Two McChickens, she's eating six cheeseburgers!"

by Erik Kire January 21, 2008

fifty two

To fool someone without their knowledge.

Ashley thought I was going to meet her at the game, but I fifty two-ed her ass cause I ain't going.

by Whitney Robertson February 27, 2008

two-six

The act of being extremely cheap.

That cheap-ass didn't tip again! He's always two-sixing me!

by White Kiwi July 1, 2008

two sheds

You are a 'two sheds' if you always one up yourself, brag or show off when an opportunity arises.

Holly has one shed. Cat would like Holly to know she has two sheds.
This is known as 'being a two sheds', 'two shedding' or 'shedding'.

by Holly June 18, 2018

Two Thirds

One out of three children born with a working brain.

Hey, did you see two thirds today, or is he helping his sister off of the short bus?

by cletus&cooter August 1, 2003

two hundred?

a word coined by phone dude, and over heard. he was heard saing two hundred in a shocked way. two hundred has come to mean an answer that cant be right.

"how big is your cock in inches?" enquired jonah
"two hundred" said phone dude
"two hundred?" said jonah
....
"whats 2 times a hundred? i got 77" said meaner
"two hundred" said phone dude
"two hundred? said meaner

by jonah April 20, 2005

Two stroke

When a man is getting a hand job from his girlfriend and he's passing gas.

While getting a hand job Michael is ripping ass. Heather says "sweet two stroke bro."

by Cupcakefacekilla187 December 24, 2020