first date test

A test a man gives a woman on the first date by attempting to sleep with her. If he is successful she has failed the test and is too promiscuous to be considered girlfriend material.
James had a great time with Sarah on their date. However after they went back to her place and he gave her the first date test and she failed by allowing him to sleep with her he decided not to call her again.
by Pasadina Montgomery March 24, 2009
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Test Drive Pirating

Downloading a piece of digital media without paying for it first (whether it be an album, movie, game, program, or other type of media) in order to try it out, ostensibly before buying it.
Sam: "Hey Dave, what are you up to?"

Dave: "Oh, hey Sam. I'm just test drive pirating this new Call of Duty game. I wanted to see if it was any good before I forked over $60 for it."
by nickehl November 23, 2010
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Monster can test

It’s where you get a monster energy drink and compare it with your pork sword, if the cans smaller you win
Person 1: “Nah bro mines not small it passed the monster can test“ person 2 “you probably just tested to see if you could fit it in the can
by Mantistoo August 17, 2021
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The Scott Popsicle Test

The Scott Popsicle Test is a test in which a man measures his penis concerning the gag reflex via a popsicle. The aforementioned popsicle must be long enough to induce the gag reflex. If the length of the penis surpasses or matches the popsicle, it means that it has passed the popsicle test. Thus, you can gag someone with that shlong!
Sure, it's big enough, but did it pass the Scott Popsicle Test?
by Danny2242 February 14, 2021
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Iphone Drop test

a genius drops a mobile device on the floor, and you will never guess what happens!
wassup guys, techrax here and today I have the new Iphone 6, so we are going to be doing an Iphone Drop Test today!
by JoeWobbler December 08, 2017
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Test-e-clad

When one's scrotum is dressed up for a special occasion.
I like Steve's test-e-clad for the wedding today. Very class, Steve, well done.
by Adam Kristopher March 05, 2012
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Smartphone Beta test

A smartphone beta test is the practice of allowing people to test-run a particular model of smartphone (once confusingly named a smart phone) before it is ready for commercial use. The findings help to validate and further improve the smartphone’s features, functionality, usability, speed and performance.
150 million Americans have participated in a smartphone beta test.
by icicler March 27, 2012
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