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Pop-tech

Pop-culture technology - wearables, drones, robots, social media, apps, mobile phones etc. As opposed to traditional technology - servers, end-user computing, networking devices etc.
Person #1: "Have you heard the latest? Facebook paid 800 squillion dollars to buy a virtual reality headset business and a messaging app."

Person #2: "All that pop-tech nonsense gives me the shits. Have you seen the latest Hitachi storage attached network?"

Tumbleweeds.
by KnightSmithJones December 13, 2014
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Bigot Tech

The conglomeration of technology companies who use censorship to limit the voices of those who question the marxist/authoritarian political agenda.
The virus has a survival rate of over 99%, but Bigot Tech won't let the information on their platforms.
by punic zirconium July 19, 2021
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Big Tech

Coined by President Donald Trump, refers to social media and internet-based companies such as Facebook, Twitter, and Google and their (potential) abuse of power. These companies have platforms that are very popular. Thus, have the ability to swap public opinions by means of censoring and promoting certain topics.
Guy: Yo I just got banned from Reddit for saying pineapple doesn't belong on pizza after Spez said we have to accept different opinions.

Friend: Big tech at it again.
by Sazuri November 12, 2020
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veneer tech

A scam artist that pretends to be "certified" to apply veneers to people's teeth. They are illegal and aren't licensed in anything and often do irreversible damage to people's dental health. They also like to scam people by selling them fraudulent "certifications" and intentionally mislead their victims into thinking they can also apply veneers to people's teeth after only 2 days training.
Did you hear what happened to Trish? She got scammed by one of those fake veneer techs and now she has to get part her jaw removed due to a massive infection
by coolman222 May 20, 2024
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Tech Tard

A person who is retarded when it comes to techology
I asked my friend Jenny Lee why she never uses her Bluetooth headphones and that's when I called her a tech tard
by Manuel59manuel June 3, 2020
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Tech Surge

Tech Surge is a made up word for what the Government does to fix a website that cost 100 times more than it should have and took 3 years to build.
The President announced a "Tech Surge" to fix the Health Care Website after the primary contractor was unable to complete the website for $196 million.
by Ahkmed Ptooey November 19, 2013
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Tech-ache

A type of headache cause by the overuse of technology.
I’ve been watching Netflix all day, and now I have a tech-ache.
by An0ma1y February 25, 2019
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