Tech Support

A person who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge

I thought tech support would be able to assist me but they were clueless

by mafiageek69 September 17, 2024

tech-savvish

A person who knows stuff about computers, sorta. The sort of guy to look up how to fix a blue screen and claim he's a borderline genius.

He talks about disk partitions like he's the hot shit, but that tech-savvish nerd learned that on the Microsoft forums.

by DoctorDont February 2, 2021

Tech Surge

Tech Surge is a made up word for what the Government does to fix a website that cost 100 times more than it should have and took 3 years to build.

The President announced a "Tech Surge" to fix the Health Care Website after the primary contractor was unable to complete the website for $196 million.

by Ahkmed Ptooey November 19, 2013

Tech-ache

A type of headache cause by the overuse of technology.

I’ve been watching Netflix all day, and now I have a tech-ache.

by An0ma1y February 25, 2019

Tech-esteem

One's confidence in their own use of technology. Self-esteem related to technology. Whether one feels intimidated by new technology.

I have trouble switching to a new phone, I have low tech-esteem.

by Cowboy Chords October 24, 2023

Vinal Tech HS

A stoner filled school located in Middletown, CT. You will often find drugs here (nic, weed). And Electrical is the primary source

Yeah dude my friend went to Vinal Tech HS, hes addicted to ganja now

by HawkDaddy69 May 29, 2024

CEG Tech Forum

That one club where you can have long-lasting friends. Helps you to build your skills and projects.

Also, Their language is “bro”

Him: Hey are you in CEG Tech forum?
Her: Duh!! I am Bro.

by CEG Tech Forum November 25, 2021