virginia tech 

Original land-grant school in the state of Virginia. Previously known as Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University...apparently too long...shortened to Virginia Tech for the convenience of it's students and graduates...multi-syllabic utterances are difficult for the typical Hokie (which, by the way, is a castrated turkey). The Corps of Cadets is lack-luster; made up of wannabe soldiers and dykes (which, by the way, is the word used to refer to upperclass "big brothers / sisters"). Thankfully, there are real military schools within the states that provide the discipline and direction necessary to assist in staffing our military. If we were to rely solely on the products of the VTCC, we would indeed see a military full of over-zealous, under-educated alcoholics who define thier success through childish pranks and high video game scores.

Virginia Tech underclassmen (in VTCC) are "turned" on "dyke-night"...a silly tradition of beer, pointless pt, and other "manly" pursuits like running the stairs at Lane Stadium, sliding down the trusses of Cassel Coliseum, or low crawling through the duck pond.

virginia tech by ex-VTCC December 9, 2008

linus tech tips 

Gaben's son, overlord (not god) of the PC master race, played games at 8k resolution before the monitors existed and benchmarked a PC for a whole year

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linus tech tips by Linusbot January 15, 2017

spicy tech deck

fingering a girl with your index and middle fingers, the fingers used on a tech deck, covered in hot cheetos crums.

Person A: I gave Mary a spicy tech deck on friday.
Person B: With the hot cheetos i gave you?

spicy tech deck by Pickels bff September 25, 2011

pennco tech 

this is a place of HIGHER EDUCATION. where all the instructers really dont care if u pass or fail, after all there just there to collect a check. on breaks at 8:20am,11am, and 1PM u can find numerous pot heads scatterd throught the parking lot getting stoned then going back to class

john:matt and rick go to pennco tech. Tim: but matt and rick are stoners. John: exactly thats why they go there cause its not a real school hahaha

pennco tech by analleakage March 16, 2011

Louisiana Tech University 

A university located in Ruston, Louisiana.
Ruston itself is an empty, po-dunk town with nothing to offer. The most promising part of Ruston is Louisiana Tech. However, La Tech (as it can be called) mistakes itself as something amazing since it is the only thing within Ruston. So, La Tech is a school full of rednecks that believe themselves to be elitists and geniuses.

Tech is also often changed into an acronym meaning
"Transsexuals Enjoying Cocks Hourly"

person 1: "Look at that douchebag, he thinks he's hot shit"
person 2: "Yea, he must go to Louisiana Tech University."

person 1: "They are definitely T.E.C.H. people."
person 2: "Yea, homos! I saw one of them getting it hard from behind yesterday behind the WAC"

Louisiana Tech University by Rustonite July 14, 2009

virginia tech 

school where the worst shooting has so far taken place. a gun men opened fire on the students and eventually took his own life with a bullet in the head. 33 dead and at least 20 more wounded, the casualties that occured at this school are almost triple that of columbine

did you here about the shooting at Virginia Tech

virginia tech by Krsnik05 May 29, 2007

High Tech High 

A school with lonely, pathetic, troubled losers. The population majority in the school is Jewish, and they are all crazy, stupid, or brainwashed (See Definiton #3). Second comes the depressed nerdy poseur-goths who seem to fit in quite well. If your not Jewish, or a poseur-goth, this is NOT the school for you.

Dude...I have no life, I scare away the opposite sex, and I have no friends....I think I'll go to High Tech High.

High Tech High by N/A April 17, 2005