Spread Seasoning

The whole room cleared out when he started to spread seasoning.

I was taking her to pound town from behind when she spread seasoning and it was wafting right up my nostrils.

I tried to shit but only spread seasoning.

by Dick Onchin January 8, 2022

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Spreading the Dog

When someone bends over and there ass gets wider.

Andrew was spreading the dog when he dropped the cap.

by ALblondie96 February 13, 2022

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Spread fish

To prepare a woman for intercourse

God she is so hot, I just wanna spread fish.

by Bergie Nights March 4, 2022

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Sartex

Sartex, aka “The Sartex Dynasty” founded by BrutalSartex is a notorious organisation which is one based off community and devotion. Unlike many other organisations Brutal allows ANYONE to become a sartexian. This allows large group expansion due to the inclusion. The sartex dynasty will be soon recognised as one of the most respected online organisations in the history of its platform.

Sartex.

by Faction notifications March 27, 2022

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your local department: yes i am aware this is stupid.
other guy: Bob invasion?

me: yes

your local department: spread bob

by your local department April 6, 2022

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