Spongebob Squarepants

He live sin a place called BIKINI BOTTOM damn if I can only live in my girlfriends BIKINI BOTTOM. oh yea the show is real funny

"who the fuck made up the name bikini bottom"

by DJ piracy May 13, 2005

[love] [sponge]

A partner that needs lots of lovin's. A chronic snuggler.

insensitive guy:"What's wrong baby?"
oversensitive girl:"My love sponge is dry!"

by ~x~barbird~ v January 6, 2009

Spongebob Squarepants

A low quality cartoon idolized by 16 year old boys that wear 'My Little Pony' t-shirts.

It is hypothesized by many critics that SpongeBob Squarepants is the modern day equivalent of bloody fecal matter, yet a majority of people argue that bloody fecal matter is far more humorous.

I would rather shove a handfull of razors in my asshole and listen to Celine Dions entire compilation of music than to watch a single episode of SpongeBob Squarepants.

by Tam Datson May 7, 2003

Sponge Bath

To jism in a sock and wipe your partner down with it.

Sam said jon gave me a warm sponge bath last night it was amazing

by Ryan A Thomas February 5, 2008

splodge

lazy day, cba to do anything

I'm enjoying a splodge day with so and so

by germanevilbitch October 27, 2011

fuck sponge

a household utensil which when taken out with you will allow you to soak up all people who are just out for a root and take them home

i was out on the piss last night and came home with a fully loaded fuck sponge overflowing with people to bang

by shane aisbett June 25, 2004

splooge slap

to ejaculate in your hand and bitchslap your friend in the face as a dirty prank

person 1: "yo brah!"
person 2: "what?"
*splooge slap*
person 1: "hahaha"
person 2: "why wuld you do that!?"
*person 2 throws up*

by dragonboysuede December 3, 2010