jeet n skeet

made popular by poundz- " i just want to jeet n skeet "

this means " i just want to fuck and go "

wallahi idek wag1 for the dunya anymore

wasteman - " yo wah you tryna do wit stacey ? "

real nigga - " broski i just wanna jeet n skeet "

wasteman - " bro thats my sister "

by clarted doni from SW December 15, 2019

Skeet 'n' retreat

Skeet 'n' retreat (n.) - To copulate freely on the assumption that you're not going to be a bastard and leg it (never calling, writing or speaking again), and then legging it anyway.

1: You stickin' around once you've tapped that?
2: Na, man. Skeet 'n' retreat!
1: Word.

by Giles Bohanek / Jeff Dickson December 05, 2007

leet skeet

when you go a whole week without having sex so that you can save it up for a really hot chic. when your finally done there be so much skeet that it will be leet

dude ariel wants some leet skeet when she gets back from vacation so i cant whack off

by xDJ Sk1zzx July 29, 2009

mountain bartle skeet

A cold, refreshing drink that is commonly referred to as Mountain Dew

Cletus does love himself some of that Mountain Bartle Skeet.

by msvxt November 14, 2017

Mountain Bartle Skeet

a bottle of delicious mountain dew a word usually rednecks and or car enthusists

hey dale you want a mountain bartle skeet

by guyinthebushes March 07, 2018

Red Skeet Syndrome

The state of ejaculating a mixture of blood and semen during masturbation, caused by aggressively beating the penis against a hard object.

I beat my meat so hard I got red skeet syndrome.

by Cornholio47 April 15, 2008

Meat, Beat & Skeet

A slang word for masturbation. Very discreet to use in Bronxville, as nobody there knows what the fuck it means...

Peter: Bobby, your such a Jew
Bob: Why don'tcha go Meat, Beat & Skeet?
Paxton: WTF are you talking about?

by DoodooMan November 28, 2007