Derry simper

When you simp over boys that names begin with Z or D but are too scarred to tell them

Tianna and jodie are both derry simpers

by CleanSteamboat November 14, 2020

scimper

Someone who scimps out on a bet. A whimp. A loser. A fag.

"The bastard won't pay up for the bet he lost."

Friend: "What a fucking scimper."

by ITSIMPOSSIBLETOGETANAME January 5, 2009

Simbeck

Something that is used to excite one on a regular basis.

Wow, I wish I had a Simbeck right about now.

by purple pigeot July 16, 2009

Simcerity

subverted alternative management speak for the act of making someone think you care. Faked sincerity.

when my boss said he was sorry to see me go, he was showing simcerity...

by blisteredcanker March 25, 2010

Simmer Down Rambo

to calm someone down in an overheated situation

Riley: Shut up Allison!!!

Allison: Simmer down Rambo!!

by Kangaroo Boy March 29, 2010

Simeon Oscar Washington

The single biggest hipster alive. You would not believe how much of a hipster this guy is.

Bob "I wonder who the biggest hipster alive is?"
Billy "Simeon Oscar Washington"

by Simeonwashingtonthehipster March 31, 2011

Simecek-Phoba-Miniskus

A malfunction/birth defect in the brain that causes one to invision themselves in a crashing space craft in a far away galexy and also causes one to have no genitals. This malfunction/birth defect is uncurable and has no treatment so in other words your fucking skrewed. If you or a friend has this malfunction/birth defect, please call your local doctor and make sure its not affecting you sex life as it may cause you to have no penis or vagina. Be sure to ask for a pot perscription as it may just make your life easier or dont and just deal with yo shit.

Dude! You didnt hear? She got kicked out of school because she has Simecek-Phoba-Miniskus!! :O

Chick comes out of Star Trek: Can you please help me? I think i have Simecek-Phoba-Miniskus?

by Never_Shout_Jennie July 9, 2011