smoothie'o

One that is smooth with the ladies.

Wow, she really like you. You are a smoothie'o.
"She wants me"! Yeah whatever smoothie'o.

by ABL= A boy Lang March 28, 2016

smooth hank

A hand job performed with lotion as the lubricant.

"Tony couldn't get a bj so he settled for a smooth hank."

"My skins too dry for an old fashioned, grab the lotion and give me a smooth hank."

by Trogdor312 August 23, 2016

smooth stearing wheel

A white girl with silky soft skin and a juicy f*t ass, sultry eyes and a great sense of humor, loyal.

Daaaamn, that girl a smooth stearing wheel!!

by Chrisper June 20, 2016

Smooth her salad

The act of rubbing vaginal flaps for pleasure.

Hey john... how did your date go? Did you get in her? Nah, but I did smooth her salad

by The Gruchinator August 18, 2016

Smoothie

A nice blowjob with absolutely no teeth.

"Sally gave me the best smoothie last night."

by Slangninjaninjaninja November 14, 2016

smoothlord

1. Someone who is beyond smooth, and has shown fantastic grace and ability in the act of seducing those of the opposite gender

2. When a guy tries to slide into the dms but in real life

Have you seen Sebastian talking to that girl?

Yeah, he's such a smoothlord.

by Nuclear Toast November 27, 2016

smoothmaster

Someone who is inexperienced with dating but pretends that they have a lot more experience than they really do. They will switch between being very poetic about love to being bluntly sexual in seemingly random intervals in a conversation, usually very short after meeting someone.

They do not take rejection well, but also may not acknowledge that a rejection occurred in the first place.

Despite this, they often brag about their success and dating experience, and make this their whole identity.

Within five minutes, Jerry had told her she was the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen, implied the possibility of marriage, asked her if she liked rough sex, asked if she wanted to be his slave, and ignored her attempts to reject him. All in all, a move typical of a smoothmaster.

by Dr. Sigh January 6, 2017