Corwin

This guy is literally him. Bro has ever hat known to man and has the best style you will ever see. Top hats, Fedoras, Trilbies, that one Sherlock Holmes hat, a British Desert Army Helmet, even a Toad hat (from the Mario franchise).

He’s also insane. This guy is extremely unpredictable. Tread with caution. Being a Ginger doesn’t help. Man has no soul.

Also, DO NOT let him cook.

Skill set: Intellect, Style, Charisma (kinda), Philosophy

Weaknesses: Cooking, Height (short), Ginger, Athletics, Patience
I heard Corwin has another new hat. This guy gets a new one every few weeks.
by Chrisper November 22, 2023
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smooth stearing wheel

A white girl with silky soft skin and a juicy f*t ass, sultry eyes and a great sense of humor, loyal.
Daaaamn, that girl a smooth stearing wheel!!
by Chrisper April 07, 2016
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