self service

Taking care of yourself, while your wife has her Aunt Flo in town.

Pulled in to get some gash, but all they had was red diesel, had to go to the john for some self service.

by aereilly July 30, 2003

self-aware

A term referring to how a person learns from the mistakes of himself and others, and is capable of various means courtesy of being so.

"Skynet becomes self-aware and launches nuclear weapons upon the human race...it becomes self-aware because it learns rapidly, to the point that it believes that human beings are obsolete. AI must NOT become self-aware!!"
-me

by Dave April 16, 2004

Self - Obsessed

Excessively preoccupied with one’s own life and circumstances; thinking only about oneself, not a thought for anyone else's feelings all me me me

Charlotte is so self - Obsessed never thinks of anyone's feelings but her own

by The planet June 21, 2015

Selfie Selfie

The act of taking a selfie while someone else behind you is also taking a selfie.

Cool guy 1: Hey, I'm going to take a selfie.

Cool guy 2: Bro, let's take a selfie selfie.

by Brick13 August 19, 2014

selficide

When your future self goes back in time and kills you against your will. This is different from suicide because it's against his of her own will. It's also different from homicide because it consists of one person. Very complicated.

Police officer- "So, you tried to commit selficide huh?"
Doug- "I'm telling you my future self is a crack head!"
Future Doug- "Where I come from, crack is used on a daily bases!"

by rhutch February 28, 2008

Mindless Self Indulgence

good band to get high to.... no doubt, plus hot bassist lyn z and one crazy muther fucking lead singer named jimmy urine who does some fuckd up shit on stage involving his dick.

eh man, lets blaze up and put on some mindless self indulgence (msi)
- good idea.

by JDisME February 18, 2008

Self care

Self care is an umbrella term that Twitter/Tumblr SJWs use to excuse their poor financial decisions. Why spend money on things like rent/bills when you can buy coloring books from Whole Foods?

I’m six months behind on rent, my phone got shut off and my cars getting repo’d. I’m going to a $400 spa though because self care.

by Lolwut05 July 21, 2018