Screwbooked

To be screwed by Facebook. When your Facebook page fails to load. Your profile settings are mysteriously changed.

None of my friends can see my wall. I've been Screwbooked and all of my settings are different.

by St!tch October 6, 2010

Screws

A term usually used as an insult, meaning uncool, and is commonly refered to as a synonym for gay.
The opposite of nails.

Guy: That guy has nice abs.
Guy 2: WTF you're so screws.

by dinomoo March 1, 2011

Screwche

A male human who sucks his own penis.

Marylin Manson.

Britt: *Is speaking too fast to have separate words*

Manda: Did you just say Screwche?
Britt: Sure did.
Both: NEW WORD!

by The Word. March 3, 2011

Screwing A Chair

Unscrewing or screwing a chairs adjuster knob.

Unscrewing a Chair

by Bobman3400 May 5, 2011

Screwbird

Screwbird

A Person that thinks they are world famous but is not really world famous at all. 7 out of 8 people have never heard of them.

That guy thinks he is the bomb but he's just a screwbird.

by lj_allday November 12, 2011

Screw-ged

When the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present & Future DON'T visit your employer and turn him into a kind caring and generous human being.

When yet another year goes by without bonuses, raises, incentives, a Chrismas party for the employees, or even a modicum of recognition, appreciation, or achievement for a job well done, while the boss drives home in his brand new BMW or custom Silverado to his brand new house that your work has paid for - you have been SCREW-GED!

by screw-ged again December 28, 2011

Screwbared

The same as Fubared, but a lighter application.

That tank battalion got Screwbared because 1 of it's tanks got Fubared.

by backotruck January 25, 2012