Salty Crab

An advanced sexual position for gay men where one man lies on a bed on his back and gets into the crab walk position while the other man stands at the edge of the bed and analy penetrates him while simultaneously giving him a blow job.

+1 bonus point if both men ejaculate at the same time creating the "All You Can Eat Crab Night at the Red Lobster"

I peeked in the window and saw Brian and Michael performing the Salty Crab.

by Cockosaurusrex September 27, 2008

salty mouth

To be proven wrong, to be dissed, or embarrassed!

The answer was C not B, salty mouth!

by LaKeisha Martin December 5, 2007

Salty Cock

Term describing the way the male penis tastes after exercise. Usually sweaty and salty hence the name.

woman 1: "i gave him head after he went to the gym and it was disgusting."

woman 2: "he must have had salty cock."

by yumyumilovepudding April 26, 2010

Salty

Sassy, person with attitude

(It's a good thing to be salty)

Troy is salty. Troy is very salty.

by livetodance October 1, 2014

salty perera

A salty fuckboy

Dude do you see that guy. He is such a salty perera.

by jclunatic September 30, 2016

salty penguin

An unwashed penis after sex.

Harry had just shot his load up Anna and rushed around to show Flash his salty penguin.

Harry- check this out man
Flash- wow you must have shot loads your penguin is covered in salt

by Harry & Flash December 21, 2013

Salty Cracker

A white guy with severe dandruff problems.

"WASH YOUR DAMN HAIR YOU SALTY CRACKER!!"

"That fuggin salty cracka swimming is gonna turn our lakes turn into a lobster fest ocean.

by Dennis Lopez March 4, 2004