Zoom Salad

A slang term for marijuana

Yo dude, I just picked up an eighth of the zoom salad, you down to smoke a bowl?

by Koganimaru August 18, 2011

Mazur Salad Sandwich Deluxe

Getting a mayonnaise packet inserted in your ass while a female shoves a handful of generic mac and cheese up your ass as well.

This bitch gave me a Mazur Salad Sandwich deluxe behind the school

by Ronjermeysdentist October 29, 2011

Sky salad

when weather persons don't know what the fuck they're trying to predict and typically call for 'wintery mix' -might as well call for el tossed fuckin ensalada de lettucey el supremO juice to slap your confused ass earthling forehead, earthling.

Lezak (weather asexual)- what say you could be this on here radar?
Busby (weather asexual)- I have no genitals
Lezak (weather asexual)- I'm scared. Sky salad it is.

by uncle_bracelet January 31, 2014

Taco Salad

When you had taco's the previous night and you ate all the shells but there is still left over lettuce,beef,salsa and other items which you then turn into a salad.

Lily: Hey whats in the microwave?
Anthony: Oh just some mince.
Lily: For some more tacos?
Anthony: Nah we are out of shells, I am just having some Taco Salad

by Lgl4life October 1, 2014

dropped salad

When you find poop around the butt hole while tossing her salad. Then vomit and sum goes in her butt hole .

I dropped salad last night

by Oxboy January 5, 2017

Russian salad

When a well endowed male leaves a whole squad on warzone with gaping arseholes from an RPG.

“Fuck me lads, that big dicked fucker just gave us a Russian salad”

by Shiibogle April 26, 2020

Turd on a Salad

When life serves you up some serious funk.

Dude, turd on a salad! My hair is breaking off and orangish from the Nice and Easy box-crap bleach job you gave me. I have an interview tomorrow.

by Tacoville May 1, 2011