Playing the Ponies

This phrase is actually a mistake. Instead, one should say "playing the horses". Playing the Ponies is something small boys would say.

Eric received a text message that the ponies were loose and used an incorrect sentence involving playing the ponies.

by death row April 11, 2011

playing doggy

fucking a chick doggy style in the butt, while she drinks out of the toilet you shat in

Kacia and josh were playing doggy when josh decided to give her a swirly after donkey punching her

by josh nis June 30, 2008

playing toast

Get one gay male (excited) and use him in a "game" that consists of him and 3 other straight males. Get a piece of toast, turn out the lights, and say last person to jiz on it has to eat it. The three straight males do not even jiz on it(because they know the game) then the gay man does jiz on it and has to eat it.

Hey billy (gay guy) lets play toast!

by Vaughn Jark January 13, 2003

playing video games

Expression used by geeks for a circle jerk.

Me and my buds stayed in a just watching porn and "playing video games" together all night.

by Jackson 5 September 1, 2006

Platinum

When a joke is so funny that, when used years from now, it is still hilarious.
The system typically consists of:

Bronze-Your joke Stinks

Silver-Pretty good joke, but only receives a mere chuckle

Gold-Great joke, but will not be remembered for very long

Platinum-The joke lives on forever

Jamie: Hey Randy, that joke I told about you was PLATINUM!
Josh:Yup, even though most of your jokes are bronze.
Randy: porqué?!

by J-Badizzle July 25, 2008

Playing the Cello

1. Licking ass.

2. What one calls the way a cat cleans its ass.

3. Inserting a screwdriver into the rectum.

1. You wanna play the cello before or after the rusty trumpet, slut?

2. Whoa, check out that fat puss cleaning its puckered ass!

3. He wouldn't tell us about the skrilla, so we played his cello yo! He went mad loud on the facts.

by Phyrexian Buttraper February 25, 2003

ambi-platinous

when a singer and/or songwriter goes multi-platinum.... twice.
For instance, Carrie Underwood

"Did you hear that she just went ambi-platinous?"

by musicQB June 2, 2009