A stubby, balding man that resembles a cross between penis and lawn gnome who enjoys sudden power trips when given leadership of trivial tasks (e.g. the guy at work that is given control of a pointless side project). He enjoys being an asshole to everyone under his command since his life otherwise sucks ass. Generally very passive-aggressive when stripped of power.
The dude at the desk next to me has become the penis gnome after becoming the office safety manager. He totally bitched me out for leaving the toilet seat up in the bathroom in front of everyone.
by Senor Dank Nugs March 10, 2018
Get the Penis Gnomemug. by bobsicle February 3, 2019
Get the Penis wrinklemug. by NotMyRealName1993 March 1, 2022
Get the Penis fetishmug. an instrument similar to the air guitar...played in a similar fashion but utilizing a stroking motion instead of a strumming motion.
by Vulva Hammer October 20, 2010
Get the air penismug. A phallus of immense girth, length, and/or strength. Wielders as well as recipients must exercise extreme caution.
by Hammer of Jesus January 19, 2019
Get the power penismug. by Dean_o December 28, 2011
Get the Spider Penismug. Penis Inspection is a mandatory health and safety program run by many primary/junior high schools where a person, generally an unqualified gym teacher/older man, would inspect the boys penis' to see if there is any problems.
"Aw not penis inspection day, this is the third time this week Mr. Joben has inspected me"
"That's weird I thought they were only meant to run one of them a year"
"That's weird I thought they were only meant to run one of them a year"
by The Jimmytron November 2, 2013
Get the Penis Inspectionmug.