Penis 

The thing as big as Venus. Venus has the same first letter as a Penis's Best Friend.

Me and my penis were having a conversation. It came out sticky.

Penis by Jackthegiant2118 October 24, 2019

Penis 

A piece of junk that is usually found under your underwear. If you are not able to find it, you are most likely the reverse sex or you are an alien.

"Something girls like to suck" "Look at the size of his penis!"

Penis by bobomeister October 25, 2019

Penis 

Penis is someone who is shy but pretty sexual and wants to date anyone he meets. It’s also a body part

He is a gigantic penis. That penis over there? Bruh he a penis

Penis by Simeon bæring November 1, 2019

penis 

The bump that is the size of an atom on your body

You: Dad what is this bump here

Dad: that is your penis
You: why is it so small 😞😞

penis by ProfessorBlack69master November 5, 2019

Penis 

Something a man needs to live, it's important for reproduction because it helps the Earth. Additionally, it can be played with to make very interesting liquid come out.

Tim: Yo, how long is your penis.
Joe: You're gay.

Penis by Cultyboi November 6, 2019

Penis 

Something you suck on to get pleasure. It’s yummy and I want one. He then slides his fingers inside of you and you moan uncontrollably until you cum, which is so fucking sexy baby girl.

I need your penis inside of me

Penis by Daddy Jason November 8, 2019

Penis 

A question “pen is what” or “pen is me”

Penis being defined “Pen is pen is not that is the question”

Penis by Idontwangto November 10, 2019