mental masturbation

The act of engaging in impractical/nonproductive mental exercise / thinkings / writings / etc., through which a practitioner only comforts oneself mentally. Such acts don't lead to any constructive results what so ever in the real world; some might even imagine oneself being transformed into superman, or simply the opposite sex, etc.
In short, it's just bs/crap.

Example1:
Guy1: My boyfriend went abroad so I can take over all his stuff and start anew.
Guy2: Dude, you're the same person all along; stop that mental masturbation and get the hell out of my sight.

Example2:
Guy1: I think biological evolution is bull, but mankind can evolve to become God.
Guy2: Dude, you're all fucked up; you can go on with your mental masturbation, but stop bordering me anymore.

by lionhead June 16, 2007

mentz

a dealer, hustler

he is the local mentz

by blazingg August 28, 2007

Mental illness

Mèntal illnesses is a disease usually common within people who are named joud , it’s really serious and causes them to to act in such a toxic way. Unfortunately as of now there’s no cure for it

Yo look isn’t it that joud the I think she has mental illness

by Pussy slayer 627 October 26, 2020

Menturbate

To mentally masturbate. The most discrete form of sexual self-pleasuring. With a good imagination and a bit of practice menturation can result in actual orgasm.

I especially like to menturbate on public transport. As long as I can keep a straight face the girl sitting next to me doesn’t even notice.

by Harry Sausage January 26, 2005

mentally deranged

Insane or retarded

Jenny's so mentally deranged, she wore a bathing suit when she went skiing last weekend.

by Brooke Hernandaz September 24, 2017

Mential

(men-chul) An imaginary disease that makes you do stupid things.

A person who presses the elevator button when it's already lit up and somebody is standing next to the elevator must have mential.

by NAWTPROF February 27, 2010

Hijabi Mentality

A muslim bitch who thinks she's special.

A: See that hijabi girl over there who thinks her shit don't stink, I saw her at the club last night trying to pick-up a lot of guys, she wasn't wearing that rag or acting like that then!

B: Typical hijabi mentality!

by Malsikcuf December 6, 2016