Matthew

A being with autism, aids, Down syndrome, brain cancer, and tuberculosis. Also is the cause of Ebola and the Black Plague. Basically a person screwed humanity. If you encounter a being with this name. Run.

Dude don't be such a Matthew.

by Rip gg no re May 27, 2017

Matthew

A common name for white males. Many father's are called Matthew.

My friend India's dad is Gay. His name is Matthew

by Shardonay May 11, 2010

Matthew

Sleazy mechanic, works for minimum wage outside of Mcdonalds cleaning the stalls. He's the type of guy to charge $180 dollars for an oil change, but the oil is really just his own urine that he stores in a jug. He's the type if guy that thinks he's everything, but is really just a sleazy cheap mechanic.

Jack: "Hey Sam where should I get an oil change?" Sam: "Don't go to Matthews. You'll get ripped off by that sleazy piece of shit"

by Juan Ricardo Montoya Velez November 6, 2013

Matthew

BIG GAY

Matthew is big gay lol

by RealBnna November 2, 2019

Matthew

Total dumbass , brown eyes , still a dumbass if your a Matthew chances are your also total dumbass

Matthew: fuck I forgot we had to breath

by Matthew Dumbass November 6, 2019

Matthew Alexander

The ultimate definition of what a bae should be. The embodiment of bae. Having qualities such that bae has no reason to go with anyone else. Sexy, intelligent baealicious. A perfect 9 on the bae-o-meter.

He is such a Matthew Alexander; all the baes want to be with him.

by God of Baes September 20, 2014

Matthew

An idiot that is ugly,stupid and has a terrible singing voice.

MATTHEW SHUT UP NOW!

by Godzilla Killer May 7, 2018