Litterally the best person you will ever meet, never a dull moment with leo. The most loveable person and most handsome and loving. A great friend to those who deserve it and the love of my life!!!
A form of comedy involving someone saying or doing something that slightly inconveniences another person, followed by them getting brutally harmed or killed.
"Poop!" *gets launched into a black hole*
"This is such Leo humor! All he did was cough and got executed for it?"
Leo Pessi is a ballon dor stealer, he steals the ballon dor from the GOAT THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME, CRISTIANO RONALDOOOOOOO!!!! PESSI IS SUCH A RAT BASTARD ONLY CRISTIANO DESERVES BALLON DORS NOT THIS FUCKING FAT SHORT RATTY BASTARDDDD!!!!!!
The soon to be best footballer in the world. Son of kylian mbappe and daughter of negroid. He eats footballs and keeps dick in his ass all the time since hes a girl/guy