Theodore's Law 

An adage that broadly states: "One will remember what is needed only after they are out the door." The name Theodore is pun-based, on the fact that is nearly homophonous with "The door". Also known as "O. Theodore's Law", as in, "Out the door". Also can be stated as, "If there is something that can be forgotten in packing, it will be forgotten.", though the term is more related to day items.

Coined by Jenn B. on October 12, 2009

"Why do we have to go back?"

"Theodore's Law: my bus pass."

Theodore's Law by Warrencraft October 12, 2009

The First Law of Conversation 

The First Law of Conversation (abbr. FLOC) states that one will always tune into a conversation at the most awkward point. Many linguists believe that this is God's punishment for eavesdropping.

"...And, on top of that, I had to go take my wang out of the tub drain!"
"What are you guys talking about?!"
"Oh, you just proved the First Law of Conversation, bitch!"

The First Law of Conversation by Sven-Detlev October 30, 2009

Logan's Law 

√x + √x = √4x

A useful formula contrived during a math class.

By Logan's Law: √4 + √4 = √16, or 2+2=4

Logan's Law by LSinQuebec December 16, 2009

Smith's Law 

Should a tool fall from your hand while being used, it will come to rest in the least accessable spot every time.

Mechanic 1: Damn! I just dropped my wrench behind the engine.

Mechanic 2: Sounds like Smith's Law to me.

Smith's Law by PowerTryp December 30, 2010

karmazon's law 

Law which states that if a profile picture on a social networking sites contains two girls, the uglier one is the owner of the profile.

Dude, this girl is trying to friend me but I can't figure out which one is her.

According to karmazon's law, it's the ogre on the left.

karmazon's law by fakamada May 6, 2011

Fido's Law 

Dogs expand to fill the sofa available.

Mutt: Dude--I can't sit down. Your sofa's completely covered with dogs.

Jeff: Fido's Law, man.

Fido's Law by Two Hep Cats June 2, 2013

Murdoch's Law 

A variant of Godwin's Law: As an online discussion of political issues grows , the probability of an ad hominem attack by a Progressive involving the source of a fact will be dismissed as coming from Fox News.

"Oh really? You get that from Fox News?"

"You must be watching Fox News"

"Murdoch's Law, is a type of ad hominem"

Murdoch's Law by Cal A Feit January 24, 2015