James Hetfield

1. A table
2. Vocalist and rythm guitar player for Metallica
3. God

Likes the word 'yeah'

- "Woah! Nice table!"
- "Thanks, but it's actually James Hetfield from Metallica"

by LarsUlrichsHairline November 15, 2016

james ramsay

A ferrety Homosexual

"Oooooh that guy in the corner is a James Ramsay". "How do you know". "He likes Crywank".

by Awes Manet Methylamine July 28, 2018

James A. Garfield

20th president of the United States, got shot. Never head of him? Me either.

It’s so sad that James A. Garfield died on a Monday.

Who?

by Rogue One 2 coming in 1977 August 2, 2018

Composing with James

A euphemism for two friends having wild and vigorous sex, but claiming that they are just composing a piece of music before school registration

Where is Rebekah?
Ohhhh she’s just composing with James

by jhakiygsbksjs March 28, 2018

James Hepburn

A large spazmoidic person who thinks because they put a line in their hair we will all forget he fucked a 15 year old and got her pregnant, no ones forgetting you mong

A- "Hey man did you watch Jeremy Kyle last night"

B- "No I didn't catch it why?"

A- "Well James Hepburn was on there with his old 15 year old girlfriend wanting a dna test for his twelve children"

B- "Oh really haha"

by HepburnisaBitchboi April 8, 2019

James Anderson

A boy who looks like a small piece of poop that would come out of a baby's butt into a diaper. Usually smells like play doh and has a weirdly shaped torso. Kind of resembles a grasshopper in a way and is kind of stupid.

girl 1: dude that guy looks exactly like my baby brothers poop that I cleaned last night

girl 2: oh that must be James Anderson

by ninacapa December 10, 2019

james todhunter

a man who likes to gobble on dicks

hi im james todhunter

by bif tannen November 12, 2020