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Touch Grass

Used to tell someone to get off their ass; telling them to go outside. Used especially on the internet, implying that the person is spending excessive time on screens.
Man1: I have 2,000 Hours on Minecraft!

Man2: Touch grass dumbass
by Obviously Mr. Webster July 8, 2023
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量子チキンスープグラ ス チュングス; Japanese gibberish that makes sense when read in English.
"量子チキンスープグラ ス チュングス !"
(translation: Quantum Chicken Soup Grass Big Chungus)

".....what?"
by anonymous December 26, 2023
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giggly grass

Giggly grass otherwise known as pot,weed, ect. It is called this because weed can make people giggle or laugh at anything no matter how stupid an example would be you smoked giggly grass so you cant stop laughing at this definition
Joe: i smoked some weed and i cant stop laughing

Michael: shouldnt have smoked that giggly grass
by Lonely stoner666 May 5, 2018
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Grass

that green shit people always tellin you to touch
by the fresh king of bel air July 13, 2023
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Grass-fed Cow

A woman who is naturally thick, strong, and well-built—like she’s been raised on real food and hard work, not processed nonsense. She ain’t no fast food snack—she’s a whole farm-to-table entrée. Muscles, curves, and attitude all in one juicy package. Think curves, power, and presence. She’s healthy, hearty, and holds it down.
“Bro, did you see her? That’s a grass-fed cow right there—thick in all the right places.”
by SoggySpaghetti June 4, 2025
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Blade of Grass

A term coined by the best service industry professional Davina. Commonly used when insinuating that one is useless. One that is still and useless. It does nothing but stand around and has no purpose.
“Davina did nothing today. She was an absolute blade of grass. Swaying in the wind with no purpose.”
by Young Money D-Money July 26, 2024
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Grass

Something a Jellybean fan can’t touch
Normal person: go touch grass

Jellybean fan: No, Jellybean is about to upload a new YouTube short!
by JellybeanHater69 July 7, 2022
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