i hate ducks

hating ducks is natural

if you hate them, then you won’t go to hell
but you won’t go to heaven
you’ll go to duck-hating afterlife, regardless if you’re not a duck-ist

“i hate ducks,” mark said.
“i don’t give a shit,” felix replied.

by iiphishx July 1, 2018

I hate this life

Nothing means anything anymore

I hate this life

by WorseThanHitler January 8, 2021

hate

A verb form of fuck you.

Jenny hates Tom because he grabbed her ass.

by Foamy March 1, 2005

Hate-fuck

To cause your partner as much pain as humanly possible white yielding extremely pleasurable results.

The school system is both literally and figuratively a hate-fuck.

by felnicdan December 14, 2011

hate boner

When your hatred for someone is so high and you feel compelled to express it so frequently, it starts to become suggestive and borderline awkward. It is especially weird if it's over such a trivial reason as well and you do nothing but express your hate for the person every time they're around or even thought of.

Hate erected manchild: bruh, i srsly hate ur guts, jus fuk off!
Normal man: da fuq? wut did i even do to u?
Hate erected manchild: u no exactly wut u did, fgt!
Normal man: no i dont lol, calm ur hate boner

by bumerhoomorr34 June 10, 2021

I hate happiness

When you’re really horny at want to eat a dick but don’t want to say

Horny ass gurl:I HATE HAPPINESS random guy at the party: “cum” with me (goes to empty room) Horny gurl: hurry up already random guy:(unleashes the power) guy: ( moaaaaaaaaaaaan) gurl: ( sucks HARD)

by treecar101 June 24, 2021

I hate cats

WHat?? why would you hate cats??? YOU MONSTER

"I hate cats" -no one ever

by A dude🌝🌝🌝 November 30, 2021