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Haters on the Payroll 

The phrase simply means that you are doing extremely well and are very successful. Success, fame and fortune will inevitably come with a large amount of haters. This is not a bad thing, without haters there is no one to prove wrong. Understanding that hate is a sign of envy and jealously should be used to motivate you. Just remember, haters gonna hate, that just means you're doing well.
"Yoo dude did you see Dan Bilzerian's snap story!? Looks like he was hunting warthogs out of a chopper down in Texas with like five hot mami's, friggin epic!"

"No, I hate Dan Bilzerian. His company is gonna fail and he'll be a broke ass cat like me."

Dan Bilzerian has haters on the payroll and they are working for free.

Dab on them haters 

Something the cancerous Jake Paul says in all of his vlogs. You say Dab on them haters and then dab. Even if they arent a hater and they are trying to talk some commonsense into you. Just dab and walk away. What happens if they dab back??? We'll never know.
Person: Get off my lawn or im calling the cops
Jake Pauler: Youre just a hater....dab on them haters *dabs*

If you ain't got haters you ain't poppin 

Meaning you ain't cool and you ain't doing stuff right if you don't have haters.
Come on man, stop stressin about what people say. Remember,if you ain't got haters you ain't poppin!!

Cod Haters 

A person with an uncontrollable urge to mention the Call Of Duty series on all corners of the internet and even most plain's of existence. Cod Haters are often times more annoying than the fans of the series bringing up Cod on videos, forums, etc, comparing cod to completely unrelated video games, for example, Fallout 3, Guild Wars, Skyrim, Metro 2033, Pong, Flower, and every other video game video on youtube.
This is an actual comment thread on the metro 2033 review by Gamespot.

commenter#1 Lol what a retard.
Commenter #2 If you do not wanna look like a retard what are you responding about? Don't just say "Lol what a retard".
Commenter #1 But you are mate.
Your comment is completlly retarded and makes no sense,so how do I reply?

You don't try to reason with a guy that comes up to you and starts talking crazy shit now do you?

You're being ignorat for posting that comment,and thinking that it's posiblle to reply to that piece of shit comment with any sort inteligence or reason.

You deserve none.

Moron.

commenter #2.Either you are mentally handicapped or just stupid.

2. I was trying to say that Metro 2033 was better than Call of Duty (but of course everything is better than Call of Duty)

3.Please tell me how I am being "Ignorant" you can not be ignorant of a personal opinion about something.

4. Welcome to the internet.

Commenter #1

You're not sharing your opinion you piece of shit,you're just raging on a game and IGN for no reason.

THEY DIDN'T MENTION COD IN THIS REVIEW ONCE, but you still leave a comment about it,like a good little troll.

There are a milion people that leave the same exact comment on IGN reviews,and you thinking that anyone gives a shit what you think about Cod makes me laugh you fucking moron. If you dont like cod,dont play it. Simple. Cod haters

Welcome to common sense you piece of shit
Cod Haters by PointMan January 8, 2013

Nintendo Haters 

A division of the Sony Defense Force and Bill Gates xbox Fan club, run by Fankids who spam forums with unreadable garbage written by kiddies with dyslexia.
Dan: That's two days running by forum has been spammed by Sony Defense Force nerds.

Ted: Well did you read that unreadable Nintendo Haters crap on the forum?

haters are lurking 

when your enemies are watching you from afar without you knowing spying
mayne these haters are lurking bruh, we gotta watch out
haters are lurking by Kennetra January 13, 2008
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