elephant handshake

Getting a handjob from a senior or respected member of the GOP.

Did you hear the leader of CPAC tried to give his driver an elephant handshake?

by Mike the Non-Seal January 11, 2023

The dirty handshake

An recipient is unknowingly gifted a soiled glove, typically placed on a car windshield as a form of ritualistic marking.

The fate of the recipient is often unknown however there have been reports of savage butt wolfery as a result.

*in latin america it is known as 'los demonios saludan' - the devils wave.

"Hey did you hear about that guy receiving the dirty handshake? I could hear his howls 3 miles away"

by Purplerain6346 December 19, 2023

Three-Way Handshake

Three men form a triangle. One man reaches across the triangle and starts jerking one mans penis. The mans penis who is getting jerked reaches across and jerks off both men.

Hey want to go back to my place and have a Three-Way Handshake?

by HoldenTudix May 5, 2023

shit handshake

To knowingly or unknowingly shake someone's hand directly after having a shit without washing ur hands, the other person might be too embarrassed to sniff their hands after the shit handshake.

I'm gonna give him/her a shit handshake.

by villos69 February 9, 2017

Gemini Handshake

The common greeting by two human males who identify as being born between May 21 & June 21 where the two greet by the tips of their dicks touching.

Similar to docking, this is open to both circumcised and uncircumcised participants.

Approx 82% of Gemini Males will confess to having participated in the Gemini Handshake at least once in their lifetime!

I saw Lucky the other day, gave him the good old Gemini Handshake!

Hey Mitch! *dicks touch* Good to see you man!

by Gemini Drummer August 24, 2025

Democratic Handshake

When one male gives another male a hand release, typically free of charge

Hey little Johnny thanks for coming to the rally today, Uncle Joe would love to give you a Democratic Handshake to show my appreciation

by Schwanz Master March 2, 2024

Spastic's Handshake

Named for the fact that mongs often don't know their own strength

"I fingered Sonya behind the bins at the YMCA last night, her fanny was as tight as a spastic's handshake"

by HomesickFoetus September 14, 2020