half a heart

How you feel when you love somebody, but you know what's happening is for the best. You don't want it to happen, but you both know that it needs to.

Your heart belongs to them, leaving you feeling empty and alone; with only half a heart.

Lover 1: "I miss you"
Lover 2: "I miss you more"
L1: "No, you don't, I'm living with half a heart"
L2: "I'm living with a quarter of a heart, as mine belongs with you"

by tu_luna July 8, 2018

Half and Half Party

A party in which the guys “conveniently” forget to wear pants.

As first mentioned in a classic episode of Billups and McBride.

McBride: "Chet, you know what we should do?"
Billups: "What's that Gabe?"
McBride: "We should throw a half and half party."
Billups: "A half and half party? What's that?"
McBride: "Well, we get some kegs and then the guys show up first and we all start drinking. Then when the ladies show up, we say 'Would you feel more comfortable if we put our pants on?"

by AGC via CH January 8, 2010

too clever by half

to be too confident of your own intelligence in a way that annoys other people. (British variant of "too smart by half.")

'Too clever by half' was how one former teacher described him.

by Elvira Pepper August 7, 2011

half a meatball

a stupid mother fucker whos brain is the equiv of half a meatball

she is a half a meatball because she is a dumbass motherfucker

by Sam Greene June 15, 2008

Half baked

Something that is not good enough to be categorized as the real deal.

A half baked meal is barely edible. A half baked friend leaves a lot to be desired from the friendship. Half baked person is incompetent and is barely good enough to serve a meanful purpose.

by Sundayword August 20, 2009

half-quart

A 3.5 gram deal of cannibus.
It is Half of a Quarter of an Ounce.
Also known as an 1/8 Ounce.

Do you sell half-quarts?

by Diego September 29, 2003

half-ass christian

is a christian who will lie to you and the world saying that they're true a christian and go to church every sunday, but they don't act like christians and they sin more than most non-christians do.

she is not a christian...she's a half-ass christian that's why is she wearing those apple bottom shorts and acting like a slut on the dance floor.

by candygirltasteright July 27, 2007