grip on the grain

A tremendous amount. More than a "grip."

That's a grip on the grain of people.

by Hammer November 9, 2006

Pet Grape

another word for haemmeroids, or piles.

Somebody who regularly refers to their unfortunate ailment as their "pet grape" and rather perennial, and they feel somewhat attached to it

Oh dear, I think my pet grape has popped out.

by Buzzy January 25, 2007

12 grain bread

A delicous bird seed filled loaf of amazing fiberous quantaties. Good going down, great coming out.
Get yourself some 12 grain bread its got oats and corn and wheat.
It's even got some sunflower seeds that get stuck in between your teeth.
Layer it up with some hame and some cheese,
but don't eat it with activia you'll be on the john all day!

Gary ate some 12 grain bread for lunch which ended the lockdown and induced a firedrill.

by anonymous!!poop September 11, 2010

grape

The flavor that gay people tend to like as opposed to other flavors.

Wow this guy is working that grape popsicle. Theres a pretty good chance he may be gay.

by braxx October 18, 2008

Grailed

Sexdaily (dyslexic) version of railed.

Grail me baby!

"You know Mhairi?" "Damn, *bites lip* yeah." "She grailed me so hard last night!" "I'm so jealous!!"

by clackiestclacker March 9, 2021

Grape

Kissing / making out with someone.

"OMG i really need some grape tonight."

"I better get some freakin grape in this outfit"

by christy_ham October 23, 2005

grainal

Anal sex of the variety during which the penetrating participant experiences an unpleasant sensation of coarseness or friction, usually owing to the receiving partner's having a bad case of dirty butt. Grainal sex is definitively disappointing, and typically leaves the receiving partner in discomfort or pain, while the giving partner will find himself with a bad case of poop dick.

It wasn't as great as I hoped it would be. After we were done, she was over there cryin' and my dick smelled like shit.. it was really grainal.

by The War Room December 12, 2010