free-lancing

the act of not wearing any underwear as a human male. Your penis (lance) hangs free in your pants.

question: dude, you want to come over?
responce: yeah, i'm currently free-lancing at a big firm. Can we meet later today?

by roelfo June 29, 2015

freeber

When someone calls you for a ride because they are drunk or need to go somewhere that is far away and/or inconvenient (i.e. uber) but have no intention of paying you.

Yo. Let's call Billy he'll give us a freeber.

by SexyNurse September 8, 2016

Free Meal

a guy who buys food for the same girl all of the time

" do you like him?"
"hell no, he's just my free meal"

by lilpea May 29, 2016

Free Fame

When you become popular through one of your already popular friends without having to do anything

"Bih how come you so popular?"
"Hoe I got free fame wit Kareem!"

by D'Qwan's Ultamite MIxtape August 26, 2016

free range pussy

A women who does what the fuck she wants sexually and is completely free to fuck as she pleases with who she pleases. She is liberated of societal norms.

I'm so attracted to a woman who knows what she wants and doesn't settle. I only eat free range pussy.

by dirtyprettythang January 9, 2017

free canoe

Free canoe is a classic Craigslist prank wherein someone's name and phone number are used in a false ad on Craigslist. This type of ad typically has a desirable item priced for free or a low sum of money.

Yo dawg, my phone keeps ringing with people asking if I still have the free canoe. I don't even own a canoe!

by Sarrus25 May 27, 2017

Freeboobin'

When a woman goes braless.

Men have "freeballin'".

Yo, I just got home from work so I'm freeboobin'.

by ScarlettStoneSnow September 19, 2017