floor jockey

The unfortunate soul who, whilst crashing at accommodation, is consigned to go without bed/couch and must sleep on the floor

"Sure you can crash at my place but there is only one bed and a couch. Means one of you has to be the floor jockey."

Playing floor jockey:

Host: "Alright gang, back to mine.
All guest: "dibson not being the floor jockey!"

Last guest to call it is the floor jockey.

by Nojwards January 14, 2014

Floor Butt

When a weird person only put their butt on the floor

Are teacher floor butt

by Cookie39icecream May 12, 2016

floor pussy

A dirty bitch who you treat like she belong the floor

Bruh ahe floor pussy leave her alone

by Buffalo Bill 3663 January 5, 2018

floor aids

Mixing lemonade and water on a dirty floor and drinking it afterwards

Tyler just made floor aids

by TinyDick July 5, 2018

floor waffle

A white female who likes to be gang banged by 15 or more black males in the men’s bathroom of IHOP or Denny’s

Yo you know that girl Terry, she’s such a floor waffle

by Bigbol93 July 28, 2018

Floorable

A babe that immediately requires being tackled to the floor and fucked. Even though floorable make you cum in your pants on first sight look can be deceiving. Just like a floor they come in ghetto ass linoleum, tile or upper class hardwood. Most floorable women are in the linoleum category but some make tile or even hardwood. This measured by their socioeconomic sex appeal. If you can hit a hardwood floorable bitch right you could be set for life.

James: Hey Mark check that shit out, floorable as fuck. I have to hit that and I mean now. Right now. On the floor. I dont give a fuck.

Mark: Yeah but that he one is motel 6 lobby linoleum as fuck. She is from the hood and broke as fuck. No doubt she be floorable, but man hide your wallet before you tackle that.

James: Good lookin' out, Ima pass on that. I'm trying to fuck up. With those expensive ass threads and Gucci bag I thought I'd be hitting that hardwood shit. Besides, I just came in my pants.

by QUANTUM.L0G1K June 6, 2020

Floor

Floor is a god, floor is a new cult , we worship him , love the floor , it tastes like heaven

I worship FLOOR
Avi worship GOD FLOOR
And we clean our god with bleach

by SmallBlue_Boi November 9, 2020