n. condition that consumes one's character to the point of analyzing the substance, validity and quantity of their hobbies and moreover the hobbies of others. Extreme cases include "I've got more hobbies than you and they are better than yours" tantrums and reaching hobby goals of several new hobbies a week to secure the "I've got more hobbies than you and they are better than yours" quarrel. No cure exists for these hobbyist due to the developmental issues that plague the brain in a constant, old hobby, present hobby and future hobby beat that never finds closure.
by alpha nfi December 27, 2008
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Joe: What the fuck is that thing gillys got over her shoulder?
Nick: dunno,... think she ran over it on the way here,
she's gonna dance around it later...
Joe: Thats Splatterpillar Fashion for ya....
Nick: dunno,... think she ran over it on the way here,
she's gonna dance around it later...
Joe: Thats Splatterpillar Fashion for ya....
by Playfulgorilla May 6, 2009
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Do you have milk and sugar in your tea?
Just leave it, I'll add the milk. I'm a bit of a tea fascist!
Just leave it, I'll add the milk. I'm a bit of a tea fascist!
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Such people will often then (some might say ironically) post Facebook statuses expressing their contempt.
Such people will often then (some might say ironically) post Facebook statuses expressing their contempt.
Person A: YAY SNOW! Back to bed for me then :D (24 likes)
Person B : Woo it's snowing! (12 likes)
Facebook fascist X: LAIK OMG GUYZ ITZ ONLY SNOW, ITZ NOT LIKE WE DIDN'T SEE IT WHEN IT SNOWED 5 YRS AGO SO WOULD EVERYONE CALM THE FUCK DOWN WITH THE SNOW STATUSES, YOU'RE TOTALLY SHITTING ALL OVER MY NEWS FEED WITH YOUR INANE BABBLE. (0 likes)
Person B : Woo it's snowing! (12 likes)
Facebook fascist X: LAIK OMG GUYZ ITZ ONLY SNOW, ITZ NOT LIKE WE DIDN'T SEE IT WHEN IT SNOWED 5 YRS AGO SO WOULD EVERYONE CALM THE FUCK DOWN WITH THE SNOW STATUSES, YOU'RE TOTALLY SHITTING ALL OVER MY NEWS FEED WITH YOUR INANE BABBLE. (0 likes)
by Mpaper August 7, 2011
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Proper usage of these shirts stipulates a maximum of 2 non-consecutive buttons (and neither the top nor bottom) can be fastened.
Proper usage of these shirts stipulates a maximum of 2 non-consecutive buttons (and neither the top nor bottom) can be fastened.
"Oh my God Becky, did you see that guy in the super fashionable party shirt covered in flamingos and palm trees? I totally want him in me! By the way, did you know there are more fake flamingos in gardens than there are real ones in the wild?"
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