Cum dumpster

A lady or gentleman or person who enjoys having cum inside or on them, It is usually a turn on for said person. They’re mostly feared by the incels.

George says he’s a cum dumpster because he loves sucking cum all the time.

by Capital duh August 28, 2019

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Dumpster Mattress Blowjob

The act of receiving a less than stellar blowjob from some rando life coach behind a dumpster on top of a mattress after bar close.

Life Coach: Hi dude I never met before 10 minutes ago! Want to cuddle on this perfectly good mattress that was thrown away?
Dude: Ummm, ok.

(Both lie down together)
Life Coach: Want to make out?
Dude: Sure why not?
(Proceed to make out)
Dude: Hey you're not bad with your tongue.
Life Coach: You have no idea! Would you like a dumpster mattress blowjob!?
Dude: Yolo

by Cockopotomous January 10, 2018

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Cum Dumpster

Cum Dumpster is a word you call a hoe of a friend

Tattiana is such a Cum Dumpster

by Mythic_Shadow February 3, 2022

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Dumpster Diving

Searching for a past favorite pornographic video by sifting through low quality porn

*Thinking to self*: "Oohh that one video was awesome. Can't remember the title though... Guess I'll have to do some dumpster diving"

by Dumpster Diving September 27, 2021

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Dumpster Pimp

\demp-st-er ‘pimp\ in /iorigin unknown (2009): b1 :/b A man who supports himself and his family on revenue manifested the sales of his Dumpster finds, byways of Restoring, Refurbishes, Reboot, and recycling. i2 :/i A man who providing his families wears, eats, and entertainment solely from trash. i 3 : /i Professional Dumpster diver.

iThat Darren ‘s a Dumpster Pimp, girl, I heard he gotta four bedroom home that’s fulled up garbage and real nice stuff too./i

by Krimp September 25, 2009

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