ding dong ditch

To knock on someone's door, or ring their doorbell, and then run away. Hiding nearby to watch the person's reaction is optional.

Known as "Nigger Knocking" in less politically-correct times and less politically-correct places such as the Deep South.

"I'm bored. Let's go ding dong ditch mean old Mr. Wilson next door and then hide in the bushes to watch his reaction."

by Chickendog Jackson July 09, 2009

Ding dong ditch

When you poke someone's butt hole yell Ding dong then run away

Hey look at Bob bending over I'm gonna go Ding dong ditch him

by Theonethecallkritter October 17, 2015

Ding Dong Suck

go door to door & ask boys if they want their dick sucked.

Hey Rachel lets go play ding dong suck

by SexyBaby123456789 June 23, 2010

Dick Dong Ditch

When you go to someone's house, suck their dick and leave.

Yo did you hear about what Leslie did to Tom last night... She dick dong ditched... What a hoe.

by GOTTA ZAYN🏃🏽💨 April 20, 2016

lee dong wook

a sexy man who has a deep voice

he’s so lee dong wook

by vxrei January 17, 2022

Kim Jong Dong

When you and your girl bout to do it, but your dick just ain't working like Kim's missiles

Girl: come on honey imma treat ya
*lifts up pants
Girl (disgusted): miss me with that Kim Jong Dong

by Doctor Wang and his tools April 26, 2017

Milton Keynes Dongs

the new name of Franchise FC. Milton Keynes are the first ever English town to STEAL a place in the football league instead of earning it through promotion.

The Milton Keynes Dongs are clubkilling cnuts.

by AFCW July 01, 2004