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Dave

A gypsie old pedo who likes to feed off kiddie porn
"That guy is a fucking Dave."
by nicklequarterpennydime October 15, 2011
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Dave

A word that can replace any other word in a scentence.
Hey i'm about to dave to the movies, would you like to dave?
by Canada Dave May 2, 2013
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Dave

A creepy greasy haired guy who is usually dirty looking or a rapist. His job is usually also something greasy like a mechanic or a pumper of gas.
I met this guy Dave who is definitely a rapist..........and has enough grease in his hair to fry your chicken
by IamsorightRightt November 22, 2011
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Dave Chapelle

How dums-asses say "Dave Chappelle." Come on people, learn how to spell. If you do, maybe your preschool teacher will award you with a sticker because your sooooo special.
Dumbshit: Dave Chappelle iz da shiznit. haf baced iz ausome.
Person Who Can Spell: It's "Dave Chappelle." You stupid, imbread, uneducated son of a bitch!
by smart_person May 9, 2005
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Dave Matthews

A Dave Matthews is when one enjoys drinking a beverage of human urine. This procedure was popularized by the musician of the same name, who enjoys the taste of urine on stage during performances.
If you're ever in a survival situation, or just need a refreshing beverage, drink a "Dave Matthews".
by afernandez December 12, 2007
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dave chapelle

Guy who got paid 50 million and was supposed to have a new season of Chapelle Show in 2005. Then he gets sick and his writers quit to work on other shows.

Chapelle hires new writers, but then he judges new material unamusing. Months pass and now, even the dumbest audience members are wondering how Chapelle could have lost momentum.

He comes back to a slightly disappointed audience
Lakers were up by 20 points. But, they must have drank some kinda Dave Chapelle sports-drink 'cause they let the Pacers come back and then just barely won in overtime.
by HonkusSeized April 20, 2005
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the dave

Another word for cocaine. It can also be used to describe the extent at which cocaine is used and abused.
I ran into the dave last night. Yep, we got daved up until about dave thirty in the morning. I feel like the dave today.
by jophus October 22, 2008
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