dickless

Slang used in san jose ca for a loser, a chump, having no balls.

Eric is dickless for not wanting to come.
Oh there dickless dorin again for chicken-ing out.

by renan July 29, 2008

dingle

Another word for dork, idiot, or nerd

Hey dingle berry, yeah water boy, get your a** over here.

by The Chief October 20, 2003

dickle fickle

Someone who doesn't want to suck you off.

Dam that girls hella dickle fickle.

by funksterhipsterpunkster November 6, 2003

dingle splash

The dingle splasher is when a person is shitting on the toilet and as his crap hits the toilet water it creates a splash of water upward into the person's anus while it is still open.

"hey LC why is your seat wet?" "Oh sorry, i just dingle splashed my butt pretty badly..."

by ChampHunter October 10, 2008

dicklejuice

one. a salty liquid that is exited through a penis.
two. another word for cum.
three. only people that like salt will highly enjoy this.

"hey do you like salt?!"
"ughh, yeah."
"HHAHAH! so then you like dicklejuice?"
"Whaaaa?"
(laughs and runs away)

by camay and sierra. December 26, 2008

Dingleberry

A stleathy, socially awkward make found prelly unexpected women on dancefloors at cocktail parties, weddings, and clubs all over the nation.

The Dingleberry is a common sight on the dance floors of cocktail parties, weddigs and clubs across the nation. This pest silently approach a non suspecting female dancer from behind and begin to dance behind her with the hopes of grinding his penis on her.

What Differs the dingle berry from the douche bag, is that the dingleberry is difficult to remove. Once a dingle berry humps his chosen woman she will most like have him attached to her ass for the rest of the night no how hard she shakes that booty trying to boogy away.

Sorry Girls, but i have go go sit down for a bit and detach this dingleberry from my ass so I can be comfortable. the dingleberry's dancing behind me and trying to pretend his penis just keeps accidently rubbing on my butt for song ofter song, I cant shake him off.

by sororitysam January 26, 2010

Dingleberry

A bead of poo stuck to your arse hair.

ewww is that a dingleberry in your arse?

ah yeah its been bugging me for days.

by Doubash and Doubash January 24, 2011