Dildo

A thing girls put in their pussy and ass

This Dildo feels goooooood

by Yusbenenenenen April 8, 2020

Dildo

A dildo is a man whose new, chilled out manner is disappointing to his friends because the grasp of a woman has him by the balls.
Synonyms: weiner, puntz

Has anyone seen him recently, he’s such such a dildo now.

by Lady Tasty September 30, 2023

dildo brain

a name you call someone when they are acting dumb or stupid and making you mad

Hey you! You’re such a dildo brain

by BurritoEater101 April 9, 2024

Dildo

It is a adult toy that men and woman use to put in their vagina and or anus to simulate having sexual intimacy

I just used my dildo and I have a orgasem

by Queff chef November 23, 2023

Dildo Baggins

A Dildo Baggins is a miniature dildo used by dwarf ladies to pleasure themselves while their men are out. Am average dildo baggins is about 3 inches

She had to use her dildo Baggins until Frodo got home.

by REGGIESHITS August 31, 2022

kosher dildo

The act of inserting a Hebrew national hotdogs into one's orphice for sexual pleasure

Megan, being Jewish, could not wait for her kosher dildo after temple. She went to the store to find Hebrew national hotdogs. Kosher meat for a kosher girl, she said.

by Rtlm2007 December 14, 2023

Dildo-optimums

A hippo, made out of dildos. This phrase is regularly used in common situations where gay shit is happening.

Damn that guy is acting like a dildo-optimums

by BIRDHEAVY March 28, 2017