alarm clock

the act of waking up in the morring to the sound or smell of your own fart or shit

dude the alarm clock i had this morrning runied my bedsheets

by danti dicoreo September 18, 2013

shit clock

the amount of time you're in the restroom before people realize you're taking a shit.

I was at this chicks house and I really had to shit. I tried to beat the shit clock but I didn't make it. she totally knew.

by Harold Balzonya November 30, 2014

Woot o'clock

The time (1 am EST) when Woot.com updates their website with a new Woot item for sale.

Whoa, it is woot o'clock, let see what good deal is for sale today before it sells out.

by gavwookie September 3, 2009

Five o' clock eyeshadow

The female version of a 'five o' clock shadow'.

When you apply fresh eyeshadow/eyeliner in the morning, then realize that is has all smuged/melted/creased by the time you get home from work.

Usually caused by cheap makeup and/or a hot environment.

Five o' clock eyeshadows aren't nice.

Girl 1: Hey, did you see Katie when she got back from the office?

Girl 2: I know! She had five o' clock eyeshadow.

by The Lulzinator September 12, 2009

Tony the Clock

The talking clock from Don't Hug me i'm Scared 2 and teaches about time.

Tony the Clock is a huge nerd.

by NekoAsh June 27, 2016

Sex Clock

Sex clock is a phase used when to have sex in early hours of the day

it could be 4pm "look its 11pm on the sex clock"

i see its 11pm on the Sex Clock, time for bed

by TobyGirl November 4, 2008

Orange Clock

The most artistic member of the Clock Crew, he's behind most of the pictures and the Clock Crew logo.

Animations include:
L , Hamburger Clock!!1 , ESKIMO CLOCK , H

Orange clock is awsome.

by Pepsi_max_clock June 23, 2004