catch22

Heads I win. Tales you loose.

Debugging is twice as hard as writing the program, so if you write the program as cleverly as you can, by definition, you won’t be clever enough to debug it.

~ Brian Kernighan
~ http://www.cs.princeton.edu/~bwk/

(a classic example of catch22)

by wincliff April 26, 2009

catch my bar

verb. Bay Area, California term meaning suck my dick.

Jenna can catch my bar any day!

by SwagSwagWoo August 20, 2010

catch a Kennedy

To be shot fatally in the head with a pistol from behind, typically when one is least expecting it. Origin Ghostface Killah.

You better check yo self before you catch a Kennedy

by Sleazy, The 8th Dwarf October 26, 2010

poon catch

The portion of underwear where a girl's roast beef rests.

"Just to think of my alarm and distaste at the sight of him (Frisco Sockpuppet) nestled down in to the poon catch of my sister's greasy panties, made me sad, for I now know how desperate he must feel and angry that she changes them so often."

by Candy Muffinbaker October 14, 2006

come catcher

A tattoo on the lower back of a girl, i.e. tramp stamp

Check out that girl's come catcher--nice work.

by GennnX November 15, 2007

Controlled Catcher

1. When receiving anal sex, taking extra precautions to not let the vessel or ensuing semen escape the anal cavity.

2. or an Arizona State Wide Receiver

That Arizona State receiver really was a controlled catcher last night, both in the game, and after, when he took it in the ass from Frank and didn't spill a drop of his load!

by K-Starship Luv October 18, 2009

bullet catcher

Also known as Bodyguards.

They are there to catch the bullets so their Clients don't have to.

The job of a Bullet Catcher is usually a thankless one until they live up to their title.

by TackSig January 14, 2008