Tylor Carpenter

Is a special guy that has a tiny little penis! So tiny you can't even see it! Is said to be so small it looks like a nipple with hair around it! Tylor Carpenter is more then likely gay and likes other men

Leave your tylor Carpenter in your pants
Aka Nipple penis

by Unknown genius December 11, 2020

Moist Carpet Foot

When you get water on your feet and walk on a carpet (or rug) and ur feet feel weird and you get that weird carpet smell.

“Yo I got moist carpet foot” said Tommy

“Ew dude get away from me” said Chris, disgusted.

by vngel1a March 1, 2021

Lard Carp

Someone overweight that's swimming

What a beautiful majestic lard carp you have there

by LuckyDC September 14, 2021

The Carpenters Roll

Wrapping your dick around a doorknob, then pulling down on the tip, thus turning the handle and opening the door.

G1: Dude, check this out
G2: If you do the carpenters roll, again, then I'm going to call the cops
G1: *already undoing his belt* huh?

by Alchemist657 February 19, 2022

Sam Carpenter

The most loveable, relatable, interesting, hottest, luscious Scream character. She is the reason the Core 4 is alive. She ended the Kirsch family with one knife and gun. She obliterates Sid. She ate and did. She is an icon. She got hate in Scream 5 but thats because people were jealous of her. If I had to pick 90 Scream characters, she will be my number 1.

( Tara ) Oh my!!! My sister Sam Carpenter is such a baddie. She ate as she should!!
( Hater ) Uh obvi! Sam Carpenter ate I was proved wrong....
(Sam) Girl I know I am the one and only Sam Carpenter don't mess with me or I will throw hands.

by ghostfaceluv3r123 April 19, 2023

Dutch carpentry

A term made up by horny ex-Mormons trying to get their wives to try anal.

“Yo Brigham, ever since I left the church, I Ben trying to hit the back door. I told my wife that it was either anal or Dutch carpentry…she chose anal.”

by ElMormonGrande April 20, 2023

Carolina Carpet

A racial slur for an african-american person for use in an argument.

Black man: "BRO SHUT YO GOOFY MAYONAISE SKIN ASS UP" White guy: "I'MA BEAT YOUR CAROLINA CARPET ASS"

by BIGMUSCULAROILEDMEN July 28, 2023