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Wisness Banker

Wisness Banker, a term used describe a person who wears a suit and makes out that there job is more important than it really is.
When asking a Suit what they do.

Hi please to meet you, what do you do?
"Oh I'm a Executive"
"You mean a Wisness Banker then?"

Then walk away while it clicks in their head.
by Euan D May 23, 2008
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brick busker

Street performer who uses bricks for feats of dexterity. see busker.

Quick-thinking thief or con man.

Reply artist, excuse artist.

Someone who can quickly respond to any situation or accusation with an appropriate response as to eliminate or postpone the appearance of wrongdoing - including such tactics as acting stupid, using humor, reciprocating the accusation, leaving without response, or even acting deaf. The "brick busker" will take into account the persons involved, what was said, the way it was said, and who and what are around - perhaps even on a subconscious level. Calling someone a "brick busker" is usually met with confusion or misinterpretation.

Having a silver tongue or effective denial when attempting to escape guilt or shame.

Most people have some qualities, or a basic level, of a "brick busker"

A term that communicates more fear than anything else. Most people are honest, and not brick buskers.

Antonym: brick buster, or someone who tells the truth and goes directly at any situation.
"Did you see that mime over there? He was next to that brick busker who almost dropped that middle brick when he tried to throw it really high in the air."

"I snatched up the most expensive tools there, quickly threw them in my bag with the set i brought, but got accused of being a brick busker while i was leaving, so i acted confused and repeated the phrase a few times, getting it wrong usually, and kept on walking out of there."

Watching the tv show The Riches might make someone think they could be a traveller, a grifter, or a brick busker.

"It never occurred to me that he could have been a brick busker, I believed he was my friends cousin or something. I didn't notice anything missing either. Now I feel paranoid. Hopefully everything is kosher. Oh wait, he did match the desciption to a T. He probably wasn't a brick busker."
by ?0~ October 15, 2008
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Spartan-Banker

A Finance-Broker or Just an Average-Joe Who Embezzles People For Money To Get What They Want/Deserve For Personal Gain or For Pleasure. Most Spartan-Bankers Are Usually Greedy Male Jewish-Lawyers, Latino or Asian Single-Moms, Black or Hispanic-College/University Studies Typically Military-Veterans (Who Were Probably Assigned To The Finance-Corps as Acquisition Managers or NCOs) Who Need The Money To Survive on Besides Their Montgomery GI Bill, and High-School or College Students Who Can't Get What They Want Because Their Parents Say "No" So They Steal People's Money off the internet, typically credit cards.
Bernie Madoff Was Defiantly a Spartan-Banker.
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splunder bunder

Smoking a small joint, whilst Pulling a CAM (Crying and Masturbating)
My buddy's cat died so we all had a splunder bunder sleepover.
by Master Bung Nut February 17, 2017
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deutsche banker

Ben Afleck is such a Deutsche Banker.
by assrasher August 9, 2017
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Dong Bonker

The act of punching an erect penis on the tip in hopes of fracturing it for sexual pleasure
"Bro I finally let my girl give me a dong bonker and now i need surgery"
by Harveybundelz June 28, 2018
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Aidan Bunner

A Muffin eating fat pig who yells and slams his desk when he angry. ( Mainly because there are no muffins)
Gets raped by his overweight dad
"Aidan Bunner get you muffin eating self down here"
by MasterThanos November 26, 2018
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