dirty bump 

We're you do a line of cocaine off of someone Else's ass starting from the crack and going down.

Babe you wanna do a dirty bump?

dirty bump by Cocainemaster August 9, 2017

bag bump 

A male greeting. Two gentlemen see each other in public and give each other a hearty pelvic thrust. They're testicles smack together creating a bag bump

Hey man, I saw dude yesterday and he gave me a vicious bag bump. My balls are still hurting.

bag bump by The 4 panis September 16, 2017

war bump 

A euphemism for an erection.

Trump gets a war bump every time his daughter Ivanka walks into the room.

war bump by Jimathay October 6, 2017

crunch bump 

The two ticks up in volume you do on a tv, computer, or other audio source when you're eating a crunchy food so you can still hear it.

"I was watching The Big Bang Theory and opened a bag of pretzels, so I had to crunch bump the volume."
"I know exactly what you mean! But dude, I didn't know you watched The Big Bang Theory. We can't be friends anymore, sorry."

crunch bump by shmek October 26, 2017

Shaft bump

Deep throating a dick and taking a bump off the shaft at maximum throating level. Trick is to snort the cocaine and not swallow

Jeff Houston is a pro at shaft bumps, a legend in these parts. Some say he invented it.

Shaft bump by Partysecretsfromredding August 8, 2018

Speed bump 

Kid who got hit by a car 5 feet from his house on a 2 lane road.

"I seen some crazy shit today kid got turned into a speed bump"

Speed bump by Alcohol n juuls August 12, 2018

Donald Bump 

An emotional bruise from being victimized by the Trump administration.

I have many Donald Bumps. Maybe I should move to avoid more.

Donald Bump by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018