Brandon

A young hot boy who dances for older girls and has many "cougars".

Karissa and Caitlin are Brandon's cougars and expect him to dance for them.

by cougar1 February 5, 2010

Brandon

Brandons are white furry creatures, almost neon white. He lurks around for beagle licking's attention 24/7. They like to flex their small micro sized muscles while around the ladies. If you see a Brandon, you'll notice his tall linky looking buddy.......and a beagle. He likes to lick his mom's clit until it turns into a crusty rasin in his mouth.

" hey brandon & dakota....& beagle, do you want a rasin?"

by nootlicker April 15, 2013

Brayson

A person who thinks he's right but is incredibly stupid. Has an IQ about the same as a dead horse on 47 Metric tons of Cocaine. Probably supports Donald Trump and enjoys Justin Bieber and Rap music. Absolute Fucktard.

God, I hate that guy. He's an absolute Brayson.

by Cybertek13666 February 19, 2018

Let’s Go Brandon

Phrase: Literally means “Fuck Joe Biden.”

A reporter at the NASCAR race on Sunday said the crowd was screaming “Let’s Go Brandon!”

by GTrump2025 October 4, 2021

Dark Brandon

Dark Brandon takes over the obscene and vicious Let’s Go Brandon meme from the caterwauling Dark Side, and weaponizes it for Progressives, with overtones of Batman and other superheroes. Components of the meme include Joe Biden's aviator sunglasses hiding laser eyes; his numerous political achievements; ice cream cones; fighting malarkey; a Dark Brandon prequel movie with a multitude of familiar superheroes; Dark Brandon 2. The other side is trying to take it back with accusations of pedophilia and incontinence.

It has been extended to

Dark Garland or Dark Merrick, Attorney General Merrick Garland
Dark Kamala, VP Kamala Harris
Dark Obama, Former President Barack Obama
Dark Hillary, Hillary Clinton
Dark Fetterman, Pennsylvania Senate candidate John Fetterman

It has been used in tweets from the White House, and written up in Rolling Stone and on Daily Kos.

shorter merrick garland: "my transformation is complete. the era of dark merrick is nigh. all hail brandon."

Beau of The Fifth Column @BeauTFC: "West Point has gone woke" might be my new favorite. There's only one possible explanation. Dark Brandon adjusted the curriculum.

by Antibogotes August 28, 2022

a charles bronson

a Charles Bronson is when you preform oral sex with a female and after words you upper lip smells like straight dooks, because that hoe wipes from the front when she poops

"damn that bitch left me with a charles bronson"

by chimpgrease March 30, 2010

Bronson

Rhyming slang for Cocaine. Charles Bronson -> Charlie -> Cocaine

Yo man I just chopped up some himalayan lines of Bronson

by pdizzee August 20, 2008