benedita

She's the sexiest girl you will ever meet. She is such an amazing and nice person that you will always want to be with her! Her beautiful, long hair and her cat eyes are just irresistible...

1-I've met this amazing girl, she's perfect
2-I bet it was Benedita

benedita by Lolita2849 March 1, 2017

Bond el 

el dragen av en bonde från Järna vid namnet John

John drar elen i sin volvo 740 själv

Johns volvo 740 är full av bond el

Bond el by Byggar3_B0b April 6, 2017

bondable

never been charged,never go in prison

when the judge asked him if he had ever been incarcerated he told them that he is bondable.

bondable by beyzythelazy April 23, 2017

Bonadies

Bonadies is a stupid boy that always says the bestemmie like Diocane or Porcodio every 5 minutes8He likes hentai waay to much)

Dio cane bonadies,cazzo fai!

Bonadies by Cancer_Renziee May 3, 2017

Bobed Up 

Fellatio performed at an extremely high skill level; consisting of the operator utilizing the deep throat technique followed by the twisty in a repeated fashion. These combined actions at various speeds result in the bobbing of the head in an upward and downward motion.

I tried to customize a license plate cover that said "I'd rather be getting a blowjob" but was denied so I settled with, "I'd rather be getting bobed up".

Bobed Up by Creeping Doom May 31, 2017

bondage cannon

Before he ejaculates, the man places a small metal ball into the end of his penis and uses the orgasm to fire it out like a cannon ball.

Oh man, John gave Suzy a bondage cannon last night, it was sick! Anyway, the funeral is on Friday, I hope you can make it.

bondage cannon by Wookie-Nookie June 8, 2017

Baned 

During the sex act with your partner you insert the empty can of Pringles, with the bottom first, inside the anus of your partner. Now start talking into the can of Pringles with the voice of Bane from the Dark Night Rises.

Yesterday I baned my girlfriend.

Baned by SirLunchAlot August 24, 2017