blasterfladderap

an exclamation of frustration used around children when you don't want to use the exclamation "oh,crap!"

Blasterfladderap! I burned the quiche!

by roger the fabricator February 9, 2004

batter pump

An erect penis in action.

"Roger was more than happy to use his batter pump in serving Lucy a batch of stomach pancakes."

by phuc yue December 8, 2007

batter mixing

BATTER MIXING = when a male and a female of a certain age (commonly mid 30s) who are friends, get together on MSN or other communication devices and spend a large amount of time and laughter on bitching about other people in a nasty yet humorous fashion. sometimes seen as a precursor to cupcaking....

bob... what the fuck are them 2 tards on tonight?
wendy. ... im not sure but they appear to be batter mixing like theres no tomorrow...

by zamber December 9, 2008

battery hunt

A situation where a young lady is out of new batteries for her sex toy(s) and dosen't remember this fact until she begins masterbating. Hence the efuriating, impatient hunt for batteries begins (remotes, old cameras, junk drawer, travel curling iron, garage, radios, flashlights, etc.). If no batteries are found, hunt is then considered a failure and the night is ruined. She might remember to buy batteries next trip to the store but probably not.

If a woman is quickly searching for batteries with you in the store..."Why do you need batteries?"
"Because I need some that's why!!!!"
She's probably on a batter hunt. Get out of her way.

"I had to go on a fucking battery hunt for 20 minutes last night before I finally stole my roommate's remote."

"I hate it when my dad asks me why I need batteries while I'm on the battery hunt. NONE OF DAMN YOUR BUSINESS DAD!"

"What do you need D batteries for? I never buy those"
"I know neither do I but I need them for my vibrator. I'm tired of battery hunting and I haven't filed my nails lately."

by cupcakesheri February 4, 2010

Batter-Nazi

Individual who, when baking cookies or brownies, refuses to allow you to lick the batter at any time in the process.

"Janet, you bitch, stop being a batter-nazi and let me lick the spoon!"

by Catboy and the Universe December 20, 2009

Blathered

A different definition of getting high.

Synonyms: stoned, high, baked, loaded.

Bro that sticky icky totally got me blathered!!!

by Rock873 June 24, 2016

Battery

The multi sex version of skiing performed by either man or woman on one of each sex.
One hand fiddling with a woman's bits whilst the other pleasuring a man thus causing a positive/negative effect.

My friends asked me to go skiing this weekend I had to refuse as Mr & Mrs Pilchard were coming over for a battery session.

by *****ALP***** March 9, 2018