Rebecca Black

A vile creature who feeds on orphans and uses their screams to create music.

Stevo: Hey Rebecca, whats the day today?

Rebecca Black: IT'S FRIDAY!! FRIDAY!! GOTTA GET DOW-

Stevo: Godammit!!

by stevokinevoo March 30, 2011

blacking off

When you have drank so much alcohol that you are blacked out and decide to masturbate to no avail, and not being able to remember

I walked in Matty O's room last night and he was blacking off

by State O State December 9, 2008

blatany

the act of licking another person's eyeball with one's tongue; blatany derives from the Latin "blattire" meaning "to lick seeing-organ."

The word entered regular English usage through a bad Full Metal Alchemist anime dub in which the name of the character Gluttony was translated as Blatany. The modern definition is thought to have arisen from association with the character's distinguishing tongue and unholy hunger.

Blatany is the sweetest sin, baby. Hold still while I run my tip across your--OH MY GOD THIS IS THE MOST AWKWARD FEELING IN THE WORLD! Why would anyone lick anyone else's eyeball!?

Leviticus 18:36-38 - Thou shalt not blatanize with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
Actually, don't do it with womankind, either; that stuff is nasty. And she probably won't be into it, either.
Let me tell you Bro, it's not gonna help your chances of impressing her. Not one bit.

by ElJavo May 13, 2010

blast cap

When a girl gives a guy a handjob (or a guy gives a guy a handjob, I don't give a fuck) and she puts her mouth over his dick just as he comes to avoid a mess.

DudeBro 1: Yeah she was jerkin' me and then I came all up in that bitch
DudeBro 2: Oh dudeguy she gave you the blast cap eh? NICE 1 BRO DOG

by poobicus December 21, 2010

Black Track

The act of changing one's mind because President Obama has agreed with you.

Republican Congressman/Congresswoman "I oppose war with Syria." President Obama "I also oppose war with Syria." Republican Congressman/Congresswoman "I support war with Syria." (Black Tracking)

by Nascarking24 September 16, 2013

Blakeley

One of the most beautiful girls on the planet. She is a good influence to others, and has a wonderful personality that others would kill for. She's very trustworthy and is good with advise. Others seek upon her for help with their lives. Guys want her, but some know they cant have her. She lives to please people and make her life the best it possibly can be. You will fall in love with her when you stumble upon her.

Blakeley is one of the finest people on earth, and i wish to meet her.

by Swimmymcfisher August 17, 2018

Blaine

the kind of dude who you can always talk to because he’s wise beyond his years, and he thinks that he’s ugly but really everyone knows he’s cute. he has so much potential and he doesn’t even know it. he’ll always have you on your toes because you never know what he’s gonna do or how he’ll feel about you or anyone else. he’s someone you’ll always want in your life. but you gotta be careful he doesn’t take any crap and if you give him crap you have a special nickname and place in hell. only the og Blaine’s are like this.

“i’m gonna ask blaine for advice he’ll know.”

by your mother lul April 28, 2019