by Matt June 11, 2004
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The quality of beachohol is not based on price or reviews but on who will be consuming it with you and the size of the body of water the beach is associated with.
Cheap tequila with attractive, rich, young, dumb, nymphomaniacs who own liquor stores at the ocean is better than Dom Perignon with losers at a pond.
The quality of beachohol is not based on price or reviews but on who will be consuming it with you and the size of the body of water the beach is associated with.
Cheap tequila with attractive, rich, young, dumb, nymphomaniacs who own liquor stores at the ocean is better than Dom Perignon with losers at a pond.
It's another perfect day. Got my beachohol, suntan lotion and blanket. Time to get drunk! Does doing this 5 days in a row make me a beachoholic?
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What happens to the fat ugly girl who goes to South Beach with her circle of otherwise thin and attractive friends. As the evening progresses, the cute girls all hook-up and leave their fugly friend stranded on the beach like a washed-up whale.
Did you hear what happened to Porky Patty? She went to South Beach last night with the rest of the girls and ended up South Beached.
by poppilopo June 11, 2009
Get the South Beached mug.Technically part of Dana Point but not really as it resembles more laguna beach as Dana Point can be sorta ghetto in areas like Viole(n)t lantern and capo beach near costco. Very upscale with 5 star hotels like St Regis and Ritz carlton there and a golf course. Everyone is white and drives BMWs Mercedes and Bentleys. Justin Bieber and George bush have stayed there and other famous peeps including the AIG scandal. Also got Salt Creek and Strands where there are killer waves and gorgeous ocean views. People here are white, affluent and are either super republican snobs or beach surfer bros. Also there is a park with absolutely nothing in it and is lit 24/7 wasting resources. Also a library where weird old people, hobos and pedophiles hang out. Yeah also magic johnson lives at the strands, occasionally see him at chipotle. Also people tend to think when they go to monarch beach that they are in newport or some shit but monarch beach > newport imo. less infinity pools, youre actually on the ocean as opposed to on some cliff and you can chill in the hotels and get schwack. Its a shame we cant put this as our city on facebook and instead are grouped with Dana Point or Laguna Beach. Also home to the infamous/famous jlm who drives a maserati and regularly freuents the tanning salon in monarch bay plaza and the starbucks and is self proclaimed miss monarch beach. Oh and gelsons has dank food and RIP gelato paradiso.
Person A- "You live in Dana Point? Isnt that where Dana Pills High school is where people do black tar and weird shit? Also dont you guys have a harbor or something?"
Pimpdaddy B- Nah thats Dana Point, im from monarch beach. we got Salt creek strands and starbucks for dayz
Pimpdaddy B- Nah thats Dana Point, im from monarch beach. we got Salt creek strands and starbucks for dayz
by RandomBallaFromMB February 23, 2014
Get the monarch beach mug.A small strip of beach, formerly a part of North Miami Beach that is between Haulover Beach and Golden Beach and is now a hoppin, multi cultural fancy car factory where lamborghinis, Ferraris, Bentleys, Aston Martins, Porches and Masseratis can be found in almost any parking lot (including walgreens and Burger King). Too bad no one here knows how to drive.
High rises and valet parking rule the world here on the beach side of A1A (Collins Ave) and the other side of the road has cheaper living and some trendy restaurants and small stores that make you feel right at home - if home is near the ocean.
This little town on the beach will make 3 blocks feel like 3 miles with all the traffic lights, but you can always hop on the William Lehman Causeway or the bridge on 163rd st. for an easy escape into Aventura.
High rises and valet parking rule the world here on the beach side of A1A (Collins Ave) and the other side of the road has cheaper living and some trendy restaurants and small stores that make you feel right at home - if home is near the ocean.
This little town on the beach will make 3 blocks feel like 3 miles with all the traffic lights, but you can always hop on the William Lehman Causeway or the bridge on 163rd st. for an easy escape into Aventura.
Did you hear? Britney Spears was in Sunny Isles Beach, FL the other day for a wedding at the Newport Beachside Hotel
by shummy2 February 20, 2011
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now, we know that you tennagers are evil but im sure thats nothing a little daily exorcism cant help at palm beach atlantic!
by wadadli April 28, 2005
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